You know you’re getting old when…

I turned 57 years old last week. And though I don’t feel FIFTY SEVEN, I do acknowledge that some things are changing. There are changes in my health and my outlook on life. Here are a few of them.cropped-Jeff-logo.jpg

You know you’re getting old when…

  • your next milestone is collecting the Canada Pension Plan
  • it’s a reason to celebrate when stretchy jeans go on sale at Costco
  • someone asks your age and you tell them it’s just a number and it’s really about how old you feel
  • any view on politics begins with “In my day…”
  • all teenagers are lazy and don’t know the meaning of a days work
  • a night out with the guys is more about food then anything else
  • 9 p.m. is the middle of the night
  • what you can’t eat is a longer list than what you like to eat
  • everybody drives too fast
  • nobody talks loud enough
  • you no longer have a filter on your opinion or how loud you might share that opinion
  • most conversations begin with a health update
  • everything seems better after a nap
  • having more than one beer is grounds for a hangover
  • being spontaneous is planned out

 

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